10 ways for women to be romantic (and drive their man crazy, in the best way, of course)

We’re in the process of ramping up a regularly scheduled blog from many of the key employees at Va Va Voom. I am no exception. When I was thinking up possible topics, I looked for romance lessons for women. As with any writing project, I immediately “Googled” to see what other writers have penned on the topic. I searched using a few different terms and to my surprise there is a plethora of articles and how-to’s for men, but very few articles specifically targeted towards women.

As an owner of a small chain of lingerie stores, I’m throwing my hat into the ring and presenting 10 ideas women can use to be romantic and irresistibly sexy to their man. Help him out, take some of the pressure off the relationship, and be the instigator once in a while, he’ll love it!

1.    Feed him. This is probably the simplest form of romance, but food is truly the easiest way to get to a man’s heart. There is no need to take him to a fancy restaurant, just find out what his favorite meals are. After a hard day at work, make sure that he comes home to a home-cooked meal and a glass of his favorite wine or scotch.

2.    Figure out the most insane place to have a quickie. Men love the danger of doggin’ it in public. Have a romantic tryst with him in the bathroom of his work, at a fancy restaurant or in a public park.

3.    Take care of his morning wood. Nothing says “I love you” like an early morning rendezvous. Take the time to get up a few minutes before he does and wake him up with some hot and steamy action. Most men wake up pitching tents. It’s your turn make sure his flagpole is properly saluted.

4.    Send him some NSFW naughty pictures and text messages. Warning: Make sure that he alone will get the sexy message. It’s not sexy when he’s giving a presentation to the CEO of his company and his phone sends him a sneak peak of your new crotchless knickers.

5.    Pay for a romantic night out. Culturally men are expected to take care of the tab for all dates, trips and excursions. Use your own money and take him out somewhere. Don’t let him pay for a thing. Make sure that you’ve gone to your local Va Va Voom (or other lingerie store) and picked out an evening outfit that’s sure to get his attention.

6.    Change the hair style in your garden. There are a number of products on the market where you can change your garden from a 70’s bush to something he’ll always remember. You can make a playboy bunny design or fashion a fabulous landing strip. Dye it an outrageous color or even dare to go bare. When you do it, take him out somewhere and give him hints all night long. It will drive him wild.

7.    He’s always expected to give you a massage of some sort or another. Book a couple’s massage at a reputable local parlor (no happy finish for you places). After spending a relaxing hour together, take him and give him the finish that he deserves.

8.    Watch a good flick with him (romantic, action or SciFi). Romantic comedies are the usual when you’re having the standard dinner and a movie night. Most men are feel they are being tortured, watching these films as if it’s a prerequisite for him to get a little one-on-one skin time. Instead, take him to a great film that he’ll enjoy and make sure that you totally get into it with him.

9.    Mountain love: What can I say? Find a great day hike and take him to your new love destination. There’s nothing like lovin’ in the woods. Make sure that you take a small blanket with you to shield you both and your skin from poison ivy and other critters.

10.    Dirty love. If your man is a traveling fool for his job, there’s nothing like writing him a dirty note expressing your love for him while he’s gone. He’ll appreciate you more when he knows you’re home waiting for his beloved return. Make sure his homecoming is just that: coming home to something exciting, something he has always wanted.


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